Darling Riki (Original lyrics by: Prince - Darling Nikki)
(Inspired by my friend: Riki Church)


I know this guy named Riki
I guess u could say he has a few needs
I met him in a rock club and
Oh baby, baby he was out to feed
He said: �How'd you like to waste some time?�
And I could not resist
When I saw little Riki grind

We had great fun together
Sometimes we couldn't believe our eyes
We drank so much at times
Oh, everything that money could buy
He said: �One more whiskey or two or three,�
And the lights went out
When Riki started to grind

The world just started spinnin'
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you all the things we did
But our minds would never be the same
Oh, little Riki, I'll kick your behind
He'll show you no mercy
But he's my best friend
He's the best friend in the world

Woke up in an alley
Riki wasn't there
I looked all over all I found
Was a liquor bottle on the stair
Riki, thank you for all the funky times
Call me up whenever you wanna grind